Six Sentence Sunday

#sixsunday is the sixth attempt at this foodie romance. Yes, six. ::headdesk:: I don’t know why I’m struggling with getting this one off the ground, but it will not be getting the better of me! Here’s this version’s Lee and Ginger.

But first…Here’s today’s inspiration link. (Holy jeebus, what an ass!)

“Asshole,” she grumbled, almost beneath her breath, but certainly loud enough for him to hear. “You just don’t like the fact that you reside over here in hoighty toity land. Hell, if you eat escargot with a salad fork, someone’s likely to hand out a citation. ”

“And over there, forks are nonexistent. Got indoor plumbing yet?”

She smiled big, a silly little grin that made his lower abdomen tighten, but he watched those hands ball into fists and settle on her hips.

Come back next week and let’s see where this goes…

p.s. anyone actually know how hoighty toity is spelled? lol I’ve found it two different ways on Google. ;)